Sound your penis flutes. We just found three additional gigs booked by Tom Sandoval, showing us that he has a wildly impressive resume. Tom is a Vanderpump Rules alum and lead singer of his cover band, Tom Sandoval and The Most Extras. But as we just discovered, the pre-Scandoval Tom was also the face of three different music videos.
It is almost like Tom was not even performing in these videos. Or, maybe he truly honed into and resonated with each character played. We suggest this because two of these videos mirror the Scandoval storyline that would later come knocking on his door.
Wildly, these two music videos belong to Captain Kidd, AKA Jon Bon Jovi.
Bon Jovi – Misunderstood, featuring Tom Sandoval
If Tom had only known 15 years ago that the music video shot for Bon Jovi would play out as a real-life storyline on VPR over a decade later, would he have still agreed to this gig? Either way, the lyrics to Misunderstood are messy. Yet, seeing Tom act out the lyrics that would later come to fruition through Scandoval takes messiness to an entirely different level altogether.
After Tom cheated on Ariana Madix with Rachel Leviss, Ariana grew understandably irate. The fans hated this storyline as well. Therefore, their vitriol against Tom began sounding left and right. In response, Tom took to multiple outlets to say that he was sorry.
His deflection knew no bounds, making it difficult to get past what he and Rachel had done. Now, check these lyrics to Misunderstood.
If I could turn back time, you’d still be mine
You cried, I died
I should have shut my mouth [but] things headed south
As the words slipped off my tongue, they sounded dumb
These lyrics mirror Scandoval a lot. Tom failed to handle his final sit-down with Ariana well. His words were lacking, so she verbally devoured him.
You cried, I tried
To stretch the truth, but didn’t lie
It’s not so bad
You think about it
I stumbled like my words
[I] Did the best I could, damn
Misunderstood, intentions good
In the video, a heartbroken Tom is arrested and framed for a crime. Once freed, he attends a Bon Jovi concert, singing along about how misunderstood he is. Later, a naked woman falls on him through his ceiling, creating another deflection-like narrative as the music ends.
Bon Jovi – All About Lovin’ You, featuring Tom Sandoval
When Bon Jovi hired Tom to star in his video for All About Lovin’ You, it was almost like he was foretelling the Scandoval future. Shot 15 years ago, it centers around a love that the singer can never replace.
Before his affair made headlines, Tom was all about Ariana. However, once she dipped out, Tom admitted that he loved Rachel. His admission came during a scene filmed with Rachel in her kitchen, where she misunderstood his words. In clarifying his statements, he confessed that he loved her.
All About You speaks of a deep, enduring love that triumphs over adversities. Based on the lyrics, the man is at fault for many of these hardships. And yes, Tom is acting out the part of the guilty male in this video.
At first, Bon Jovi sings about how he is to blame for various struggles in this relationship. And yes, Tom is acting out the part of the guilty in this video.
Looking at the pages of my life
Faded memories of me and you
Mistakes you know I’ve made a few
[I] Took some shots and fell from time to time
Baby, you were there to pull me through
That last line is very Ariana-coded. Ariana covered for Tom often. Yet, once we remove Ariana from this mess, we see what mirrors their downfall in this video, complete with a flashback to the song above, showing Tom in bed with a naked woman, trying to explain away his antics. Cue a montage of better days, as seen in this video and the final episode of VPR.
Sadly (albeit understandably), Tom could not get either woman to stay following the Scandoval BS. In the end, he lost them both.
OWSLA – Kill The Noise and Feed Me – I Do Coke, featuring Tom Sandoval
Our last dug-up find arrives with an age-restricted label. Therefore, you can only watch this video on YouTube. But be warned, once you see it, you might need to cover your face like our Pumpers do in the image above, as the Tom cringe is high.
The artists Kill the Noise and Feed Me decided to create a collab nearly eight years ago. These musicians hired Tom to film the video for their joint venture, Kill The Noise and Feed Me – I Do Coke.
As the music video begins, we see Tom driving a car, presumably sniffing something off his steering wheel. He then exits his car and heads into a dimly lit club as a female sings, “I do coke so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke.”
These lyrics are the only ones in this song. As the beats morph, the patrons Tom passes are either dancing, crushing pills, arranging fine lines of white powder, or pretending to ingest lines of coke into their systems.
Meanwhile, Tom passes all of this and enters a bathroom with his baggy to partake in private. After, the singer’s voice turns male as Tom begins to lip-synch along to the coke-loving words. In his faux stupor, an excited Tom looks up to see cheerleaders dancing before his eyes. As their dancing grows erratic, random nosebleeds pop up across the lot while Tom begins soaring over a red carpet.
Sometimes, life gives you lemons. Other times, it hands you old videos starring Tom. Stay blessed, and order yourselves a bowl of pasta tonight. IYKYK.
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